1 00:00:02,375 --> 00:00:04,707 ♪ daring duck of mystery ♪ 2 00:00:04,708 --> 00:00:07,082 ♪ champion of right ♪ 3 00:00:07,083 --> 00:00:09,124 ♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪ 4 00:00:09,125 --> 00:00:11,499 ♪ darkwing of the night ♪ 5 00:00:11,500 --> 00:00:13,832 ♪ somewhere, Some villain schemes ♪ 6 00:00:13,833 --> 00:00:15,332 ♪ but his number's up ♪ 7 00:00:15,333 --> 00:00:16,457 3, 2, 1! 8 00:00:16,458 --> 00:00:18,290 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 9 00:00:18,291 --> 00:00:20,874 ♪ when there's trouble, You call d.W. ♪ 10 00:00:20,875 --> 00:00:22,832 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 11 00:00:22,833 --> 00:00:25,457 Let's get dangerous. 12 00:00:25,458 --> 00:00:27,707 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 13 00:00:27,708 --> 00:00:29,999 Darkwing, darkwing duck! 14 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,999 ♪ a cloud of smoke And he appears ♪ 15 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,290 ♪ the master of surprise ♪ 16 00:00:34,291 --> 00:00:36,874 ♪ who's that cunning Mind behind ♪ 17 00:00:36,875 --> 00:00:38,999 ♪ the shadowy disguise ♪ 18 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,207 ♪ nobody knows for sure ♪ 19 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:42,749 ♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪ 20 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:43,832 ♪ here comes ♪ 21 00:00:43,833 --> 00:00:45,457 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 22 00:00:45,458 --> 00:00:46,707 Look out! 23 00:00:46,708 --> 00:00:48,624 ♪ when there's trouble, You call d.W. ♪ 24 00:00:48,625 --> 00:00:50,707 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 25 00:00:50,708 --> 00:00:53,165 Let's get dangerous! 26 00:00:53,166 --> 00:00:54,957 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 27 00:00:54,958 --> 00:00:57,707 ♪ you better watch Out, you better call ♪ 28 00:00:57,708 --> 00:00:59,500 ♪ darkwing duck ♪♪ 29 00:01:03,416 --> 00:01:05,750 [sirens] 30 00:01:18,208 --> 00:01:22,166 Mmm, nice filament. 31 00:01:24,583 --> 00:01:27,582 [squeaky voice] We are glad to see You, megavolt. 32 00:01:27,583 --> 00:01:29,624 [regular voice] Thank You, little light. 33 00:01:29,625 --> 00:01:31,832 Want to live with me? 34 00:01:31,833 --> 00:01:34,457 [squeaky voice] That Would be very nice. 35 00:01:34,458 --> 00:01:37,457 Now, that's one four-star wacko. 36 00:01:37,458 --> 00:01:41,415 A wacko named megavolt. I know him too well. 37 00:01:41,416 --> 00:01:44,165 Why is he behind this blackout? 38 00:01:44,166 --> 00:01:46,707 He's a walking electric dynamo. 39 00:01:46,708 --> 00:01:50,165 He gets a charge from Short- circuiting cities. 40 00:01:50,166 --> 00:01:54,500 Stay here in case he volts... Bolts. 41 00:01:55,166 --> 00:01:57,165 Slowly, the silent scourge 42 00:01:57,166 --> 00:02:00,083 Stalks his unsuspecting Adversary. 43 00:02:00,625 --> 00:02:01,625 Ow! 44 00:02:01,626 --> 00:02:03,165 Darkwing duck! 45 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:07,457 Did I spoil your shopping Spree, sparky? 46 00:02:07,458 --> 00:02:12,458 Boy, I hate when you call me that! 47 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:15,583 Ow. 48 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:18,249 Aah! 49 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:19,707 Ooh! 50 00:02:19,708 --> 00:02:20,874 Aah! 51 00:02:20,875 --> 00:02:22,083 Yipe! 52 00:02:23,291 --> 00:02:27,249 And people wonder Why I wear a cape. 53 00:02:27,250 --> 00:02:31,707 At last! I get to pull The plug on darkwing! 54 00:02:31,708 --> 00:02:35,374 Oops! Looks like I Got a power outage. 55 00:02:35,375 --> 00:02:38,582 Happy landings, duck. 56 00:02:38,583 --> 00:02:40,874 Hand over those bulbs. 57 00:02:40,875 --> 00:02:44,875 What's with you? Can't I have hobbies? 58 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:46,833 Aah! 59 00:02:55,333 --> 00:02:58,999 This guy's a live wire. 60 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,999 Fortunately, We have a psychological advantage. 61 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:06,165 Because we're sane and he's not? 62 00:03:06,166 --> 00:03:09,582 No. Because megavolt Is afraid of me. 63 00:03:09,583 --> 00:03:13,291 I sent him to the electric chair... Twice. 64 00:03:14,208 --> 00:03:15,583 Hi-ya! 65 00:03:18,458 --> 00:03:21,875 Nice touch, Electromagnetizing steak knives. 66 00:03:21,958 --> 00:03:23,958 It sure impressed me! 67 00:03:24,208 --> 00:03:25,832 Maybe you'd better hang back. 68 00:03:25,833 --> 00:03:27,333 No problem! 69 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:32,207 You can't run forever. 70 00:03:32,208 --> 00:03:37,625 No, but you can. Ha ha ha ha ha! 71 00:03:41,250 --> 00:03:44,500 Lucky my suit is Permanent press. 72 00:03:46,708 --> 00:03:51,583 Ohh! I feel kind of... Run down. 73 00:03:56,875 --> 00:03:58,749 Ahh! 74 00:03:58,750 --> 00:04:03,165 I am the terror that Flaps in the night! 75 00:04:03,166 --> 00:04:05,000 Happy flapping! 76 00:04:13,583 --> 00:04:18,166 Ohh! He's using everything... But the kitchen sink. 77 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:23,708 I stand corrected. 78 00:04:30,833 --> 00:04:33,707 You are not a well person. 79 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:35,749 What, and you're normal? 80 00:04:35,750 --> 00:04:39,749 "I'm the cold sore That stings your lip?" 81 00:04:39,750 --> 00:04:41,374 We're talking demented. 82 00:04:41,375 --> 00:04:44,415 I'll punch out your lights. 83 00:04:44,416 --> 00:04:47,415 Lights? Why, darkwing, I just flashed 84 00:04:47,416 --> 00:04:49,458 On how to escape. 85 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:53,708 Aah! 86 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:01,707 Hey, stop! 87 00:05:01,708 --> 00:05:05,874 Darkwing! He's getting awa-ay-ay-ay! 88 00:05:05,875 --> 00:05:08,082 Huh? Darkwing? 89 00:05:08,083 --> 00:05:09,249 D.W.? 90 00:05:09,250 --> 00:05:12,707 Launchpad, Would you turn on the lights? 91 00:05:12,708 --> 00:05:15,458 Uh... They are on. 92 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,457 Oh, I see. 93 00:05:19,458 --> 00:05:20,874 You see what? 94 00:05:20,875 --> 00:05:21,875 Nothing. 95 00:05:21,876 --> 00:05:22,957 [gulp] 96 00:05:22,958 --> 00:05:25,333 Absolutely nothing. 97 00:05:26,166 --> 00:05:28,874 How long will he be blind? 98 00:05:28,875 --> 00:05:30,832 The doctors don't know. 99 00:05:30,833 --> 00:05:34,249 Those bright lights Gave him an overload. 100 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:36,124 This is terrible. 101 00:05:36,125 --> 00:05:40,624 It sounds bad, But your dad's a trouper. 102 00:05:40,625 --> 00:05:44,165 Blind people do All sorts of stuff, 103 00:05:44,166 --> 00:05:47,082 Like... Like... Like johann sebastian bach... 104 00:05:47,083 --> 00:05:48,624 Johann played piano! 105 00:05:48,625 --> 00:05:51,374 Nobody was shooting at him. 106 00:05:51,375 --> 00:05:54,332 My dad knows how to fight crime. 107 00:05:54,333 --> 00:05:56,708 What's he going to do? 108 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,415 There. Is that more comfy? 109 00:06:01,416 --> 00:06:03,999 No. Quit fussing. I'm fine. 110 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:07,707 Find me a robbery, A jaywalker, a stockbroker. 111 00:06:07,708 --> 00:06:09,582 Any crook will do. 112 00:06:09,583 --> 00:06:11,582 Slow day for crime. 113 00:06:11,583 --> 00:06:13,874 Guess we'll go home. 114 00:06:13,875 --> 00:06:17,832 Maybe we'll get a Lead on the radio. 115 00:06:17,833 --> 00:06:19,624 Good idea, launchpad. 116 00:06:19,625 --> 00:06:22,332 Yeah, great idea, launchpad. 117 00:06:22,333 --> 00:06:24,749 Yow! What's with the radio? 118 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:27,999 denies the president's Allergic to whipped cream. 119 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,999 There. Clear as a bell. 120 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,499 Wait. Back up. 121 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:33,707 [screech] 122 00:06:33,708 --> 00:06:35,999 now time for airduck News/weather. 123 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,499 tomorrow, st. Canard can expect. 124 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:40,415 low fog along the... [static]. 125 00:06:40,416 --> 00:06:44,457 I can't see crimes, But I hear them. 126 00:06:44,458 --> 00:06:45,999 Hear that static? 127 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,582 Takes a strong electrical field 128 00:06:48,583 --> 00:06:50,124 To jam thunderquack's radio... 129 00:06:50,125 --> 00:06:53,207 Unless... It's megavolt! 130 00:06:53,208 --> 00:06:57,458 Of course. The delunian automobile factory. 131 00:06:57,833 --> 00:06:59,332 Way cool! 132 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:00,707 The delunian lighten. 133 00:07:00,708 --> 00:07:03,957 Fastest electric Car on the road! 134 00:07:03,958 --> 00:07:05,999 And a tempting target 135 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,957 For that electromagnetic maniac. 136 00:07:07,958 --> 00:07:09,415 Ha ha ha! 137 00:07:09,416 --> 00:07:12,874 Too bad I'm about to Sizzle his circuits. 138 00:07:12,875 --> 00:07:15,415 Yoo-hoo! Earth to darkwing! 139 00:07:15,416 --> 00:07:17,290 You can't fight megavolt. 140 00:07:17,291 --> 00:07:18,749 You can't see. 141 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:21,207 No, but launchpad can. 142 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:22,582 Ready, l.P.? 143 00:07:22,583 --> 00:07:24,499 Testing. Testing, 1, 2. 144 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:26,415 I hope this works. 145 00:07:26,416 --> 00:07:28,874 Of course it will work... 146 00:07:28,875 --> 00:07:29,957 [bong] 147 00:07:29,958 --> 00:07:32,832 Once you give me some direction. 148 00:07:32,833 --> 00:07:35,750 [screech] 149 00:07:36,708 --> 00:07:39,749 Ooh, nice car. Very nice car. 150 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:41,749 Cadmium batteries, Corinthian leather. 151 00:07:41,750 --> 00:07:44,249 So expensive. So electric. So... 152 00:07:44,250 --> 00:07:46,332 So what? 153 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:49,457 I mean, try getting spare parts. 154 00:07:49,458 --> 00:07:50,458 Darkwing! 155 00:07:50,459 --> 00:07:51,999 But enough preliminaries. 156 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,875 Let's get to the main event. 157 00:07:57,708 --> 00:07:59,624 What do you think... 158 00:07:59,625 --> 00:08:01,374 Psst! Turn around. 159 00:08:01,375 --> 00:08:03,083 Dim bulb? 160 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:07,707 Ooh-uhh! Hyah! Uhh-hoy! 161 00:08:07,708 --> 00:08:10,707 Maybe we can make a deal... 162 00:08:10,708 --> 00:08:14,875 Or maybe we'll go for a ride! 163 00:08:15,708 --> 00:08:17,500 [engine revs] 164 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:21,458 To the left. Now! 165 00:08:23,083 --> 00:08:26,582 This would be a Great arcade game! 166 00:08:26,583 --> 00:08:28,707 We'll call it quackman! 167 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:29,999 jump! 168 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,374 Hey, it's working! 169 00:08:32,375 --> 00:08:33,708 [crash] 170 00:08:37,375 --> 00:08:38,707 No-oh-oh! 171 00:08:38,708 --> 00:08:40,707 [tires screech] 172 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:41,708 [crash] 173 00:08:41,709 --> 00:08:43,707 Oh, you poor thing. 174 00:08:43,708 --> 00:08:48,875 Look what that mean Darkwing has done to you! 175 00:08:50,291 --> 00:08:52,332 [engine idles] 176 00:08:52,333 --> 00:08:54,208 [engine revs] 177 00:08:56,250 --> 00:08:58,124 Ok, launchpad, which way? 178 00:08:58,125 --> 00:09:00,165 Launchpad? 179 00:09:00,166 --> 00:09:02,416 I can't hear you. 180 00:09:07,333 --> 00:09:08,958 Here goes. 181 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,250 [crash] 182 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:15,874 Hyah! Wuyah-hey! 183 00:09:15,875 --> 00:09:18,333 Hyah! Ooh-ahh! Munah! 184 00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:21,000 Uh-oh. 185 00:09:32,708 --> 00:09:34,624 Ohhh! 186 00:09:34,625 --> 00:09:36,875 Not my delunian! 187 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:43,582 [beep beep beep beep] 188 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,958 You've ruined everything! 189 00:09:47,375 --> 00:09:49,124 Ow! Hey! What... 190 00:09:49,125 --> 00:09:52,083 Will you let me go? 191 00:09:53,208 --> 00:09:55,999 Yaaaah! 192 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:59,000 One order of pressed duck to go. Ha ha! 193 00:10:01,958 --> 00:10:05,415 I don't like the sound of this. 194 00:10:05,416 --> 00:10:06,875 [crunch crunch crunch] 195 00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:11,000 [crunch crunch crunch] 196 00:10:17,708 --> 00:10:20,250 Aww, nuts! It's locked! 197 00:10:21,291 --> 00:10:24,375 Nuts? Yeah, nuts! 198 00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:35,125 [panting] 199 00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:38,166 Huh? 200 00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:42,874 [splash] 201 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:44,457 Fore! 202 00:10:44,458 --> 00:10:47,291 Heh heh! Hole in one. 203 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,165 [sputtering] 204 00:10:51,166 --> 00:10:54,124 You make a bigger mess than me. 205 00:10:54,125 --> 00:10:55,165 [sirens] 206 00:10:55,166 --> 00:10:56,290 P-police. 207 00:10:56,291 --> 00:10:59,207 Unless we want to Play 20 questions, 208 00:10:59,208 --> 00:11:00,582 Let's jet! 209 00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:02,165 Hey, let go! 210 00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:04,624 Take your hands... Quit that. 211 00:11:04,625 --> 00:11:08,624 Strange. Why's darkwing Being led around like a... 212 00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:11,874 Ohh! Ohh! This... This is good. 213 00:11:11,875 --> 00:11:15,332 He's been playing blind man's bluff... For real! 214 00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:19,708 Which gives me a Really bright idea. 215 00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:21,625 [rock music plays] 216 00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:26,415 Dad. 217 00:11:26,416 --> 00:11:27,624 Yoo-hoo. 218 00:11:27,625 --> 00:11:31,957 Hmm. What he can't See won't hurt him. 219 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:33,457 Uh-uh-uh! 220 00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:36,332 Hey! Ohh! D-dad! 221 00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:39,082 Don't d-dad me, young lady. 222 00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:40,582 No snacks. 223 00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:43,249 What's with the roboduck getup? 224 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:47,249 My mistake was depending On someone to guide me, 225 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:49,582 But darkwing must Be independent, 226 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:50,707 Self-sufficient. 227 00:11:50,708 --> 00:11:54,124 Now, thanks to honker, I can fight crime. 228 00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:56,374 Way to go, honk. 229 00:11:56,375 --> 00:12:00,624 Let the cops catch Crooks from now on. 230 00:12:00,625 --> 00:12:02,207 From now on? 231 00:12:02,208 --> 00:12:04,874 The doctor said it's temporary. 232 00:12:04,875 --> 00:12:08,874 Maybe, unless you get Killed in the meantime. 233 00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:12,332 Thanks for the support, Miss cheerful thoughts. 234 00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:13,832 But fear not. 235 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,832 With this sensory- Enhancing equipment, 236 00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:17,832 I'm ready for anything. 237 00:12:17,833 --> 00:12:21,707 I'm back with... Hey, love the halloween costume. 238 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:24,582 How did you know to do that? 239 00:12:24,583 --> 00:12:27,999 My ultra-audiotrons allowed Me to hear launchpad coming, 240 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,999 Like I heard you Raiding the cookie jar. 241 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,499 My infrared interpretometer 242 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:36,124 Tells what's inside the bag. 243 00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:38,207 My remote mass analyzer 244 00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:41,165 Tells launchpad's height, Weight, and horoscope. 245 00:12:41,166 --> 00:12:45,207 I still don't... Yow! What's with my squawkman? 246 00:12:45,208 --> 00:12:47,624 rise and shine, st. Canard. 247 00:12:47,625 --> 00:12:49,499 it's your wake-up call. 248 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,332 That's megavolt. 249 00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:53,874 hello to you, darkwing dork. 250 00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:55,957 ♪ three blind mice, Three blind mice ♪♪ 251 00:12:55,958 --> 00:12:57,707 sorry. An in joke. 252 00:12:57,708 --> 00:12:59,874 He knows you're blind. 253 00:12:59,875 --> 00:13:03,749 now, for those of You who like clues, 254 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:06,290 if you want to defeat me, 255 00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:08,624 meet me at first light. 256 00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:11,582 we return you to your Scheduled program. 257 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,707 be seeing you, darkwing. Ha ha! 258 00:13:14,708 --> 00:13:17,874 He wants a showdown at dawn? 259 00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:20,457 No. First light isn't sunrise. 260 00:13:20,458 --> 00:13:25,208 To megavolt, It's the first light bulb. 261 00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:31,832 Here you go. The hall of invention. 262 00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:34,707 Keep the motor running. Whoa! 263 00:13:34,708 --> 00:13:37,874 I'll be right out with megavolt. 264 00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:39,832 No. We're going, too. 265 00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:44,708 Ok. Stay low. This may be a trap. 266 00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:49,249 Hello, light of my life. 267 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:52,249 Want to come home With uncle megavolt? 268 00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:54,957 Visiting hours are over, blinky. 269 00:13:54,958 --> 00:14:00,374 Cute. All you need is a Lion, a scarecrow, and toto, 270 00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:03,457 But you're not in Kansas anymore. 271 00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:09,500 This grim reaper will separate The wheat from the chaff. 272 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:14,415 Wait! He's using his thread Assessor on megavolt's suit. 273 00:14:14,416 --> 00:14:15,707 [beep beep beep] 274 00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:17,500 target locked. 275 00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:24,582 I thought you were blind. 276 00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:27,165 How did you do that? 277 00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:28,707 Rent the video. 278 00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:30,832 Meanwhile, I'm going to... 279 00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:35,374 You wouldn't hit pause While I fix this, huh? 280 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,207 Look out! Runaway weapons! 281 00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:41,166 the number you've Reached isn't in service. 282 00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,707 Bad break darkwing, but... 283 00:14:50,708 --> 00:14:54,249 If you can't stand the Heat, tough. 284 00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:56,582 Ha ha ha ha ha! 285 00:14:56,583 --> 00:14:58,583 [coughing] [coughing] 286 00:15:01,708 --> 00:15:03,458 Yipe! 287 00:15:04,708 --> 00:15:06,415 D.W.! 288 00:15:06,416 --> 00:15:07,624 Dad! 289 00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:09,249 Gosalyn! Oh, no! 290 00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:15,083 Launchpad, get the kids out To the thunder... Quack. 291 00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:24,832 [coughing] [coughing] 292 00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:26,250 Look! 293 00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:34,457 Can you fly it? 294 00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:39,250 If it's got a wing, We've got a prayer. 295 00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:48,333 Whew! That was a close one. 296 00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:50,290 Too close. 297 00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:53,290 My stupid equipment And foolish pride 298 00:15:53,291 --> 00:15:55,124 Almost got you killed. 299 00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:57,124 Well, yeah, that's true. 300 00:15:57,125 --> 00:15:58,624 Launchpad! 301 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:02,582 The important this is we're Ok, right, darkwing? 302 00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:05,583 Oh, just stick to drake. 303 00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:11,124 From now on, There is no more darkwing duck. 304 00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:12,833 I quit. 305 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,166 [thunder] 306 00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:26,999 Boy! Some storm out there. 307 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,124 Yo, honk, gosalyn. How's your dad? 308 00:16:30,125 --> 00:16:32,582 You mean mr. Woe-is-me? 309 00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:34,624 [plays harmonica] 310 00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:39,332 ♪ I got those Has-been superhero ♪ 311 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:43,707 ♪ has-been superhero blues ♪♪ 312 00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:46,624 I wanted him to Quit crimefighting, 313 00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:49,582 But he's given up on everything. 314 00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:52,457 Leave him to the old launchpad. 315 00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:53,999 [plays harmonica] 316 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,457 It's one thing Quitting being a hero, 317 00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:59,999 But you can't quit life. 318 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,457 Where's our never-say-die guy? 319 00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:04,874 What's it matter? I'm useless. 320 00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:08,207 A spare sock in life's hamper. 321 00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:12,374 We still think you're the Greatest, right, honker? 322 00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:13,750 Absolutely. 323 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,999 If I'm so good, 324 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,707 Why couldn't I stop megavolt? 325 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,707 Maybe you still can. 326 00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:27,207 Forget it, gosalyn. You said it yourself. 327 00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:30,083 Let the police handle him. 328 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:34,707 Sure. Of course, But for argument's sake, 329 00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:37,290 If you were going after him, 330 00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:39,290 What would you do? 331 00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:43,249 I'd catch him off Guard at his hideout. 332 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,457 We'd have to find it. 333 00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:47,457 That would be hard. 334 00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:49,957 Megavolt uses lots Of electricity. 335 00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:54,957 I'd tap into the dwp's Computer and look for surges. 336 00:17:54,958 --> 00:17:57,125 Makes sense. Punch it! 337 00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:04,457 Shanghaied by kids and A crash-crazy aviator. 338 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,999 How the mighty have fallen. 339 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:12,625 Chill out. You figured out Where to find megavolt. 340 00:18:13,166 --> 00:18:16,249 The lighthouse at Beaker's point! 341 00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:19,582 No proof. Somebody has to scope it out. 342 00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:20,999 Now you're talking! 343 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,582 I'm not going! 344 00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:25,499 I'm out of the Crimebusting business. 345 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,457 Be right back. 346 00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:29,415 We're going to look around. 347 00:18:29,416 --> 00:18:32,874 If megavolt's there, We'll call the army. 348 00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:34,958 Got you. 349 00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:42,458 Come on, gang. Let's get dangerous. 350 00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:46,750 [humming] 351 00:18:52,958 --> 00:18:55,582 Ok, be extremely quiet. 352 00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:57,124 [door creaks loudly] 353 00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:59,165 How about slightly quiet? 354 00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:02,457 You're sure this is a good plan? 355 00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:04,999 It's great. We spot megavolt, 356 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,749 Darkwing says, "I'm the terror... Blah, blah," 357 00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:11,708 And we play "Bop the bad guy." 358 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,707 [alarm sounds] 359 00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:15,624 Got any other plans? 360 00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:17,125 Just one. Run! 361 00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:21,708 Ahh, how nice. 362 00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:26,582 Aah! 363 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:27,999 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 364 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,874 It seems I've Attracted some guests. 365 00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:33,457 Oh, perfect. Megavolt spotted them. 366 00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:36,457 Kind of late to Be house shopping. 367 00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:39,999 Yeah, but you got a great place. 368 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:44,957 Tell you what... Spring for new carpets, we'll take it. 369 00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:46,999 Please. I know you. 370 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,957 You're the darkwing Duck fan club. 371 00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:53,707 Yes. In fact, We're having a membership drive. 372 00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:55,707 Told you he'd come. 373 00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:57,999 Now we can fry together. 374 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,999 Give it up, duck. 375 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,457 I got the weapons, The home advantage, 376 00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:05,499 And you can't see! 377 00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,499 You lost your senses? 378 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,457 One. I've got others. 379 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:13,457 Judging by the heat, I'm under a light. 380 00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:16,124 Observant, for a blind duck. 381 00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:17,582 Thanks ever so. 382 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,582 I know why you're Called darkwing. 383 00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:23,499 You've always been in the dark. 384 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,582 I'm so hurt. Hyah! 385 00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:27,624 That ought to even things. 386 00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:33,625 Nice try, but I'm tired Of you busting my bulbs. 387 00:20:47,958 --> 00:20:52,332 Take that and that, And don't forget this. 388 00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:54,291 Whoa! 389 00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:57,957 Ohh! Ooh! Ooh! 390 00:20:57,958 --> 00:21:00,832 You couldn't have... You couldn't have... 391 00:21:00,833 --> 00:21:03,957 Blast you! You're handicapped! 392 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:06,999 We prefer the term "Physically challenged." 393 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,957 Yes, evildoers everywhere, 394 00:21:08,958 --> 00:21:11,957 Beware that grim Guardian of good, 395 00:21:11,958 --> 00:21:14,957 That nocturnal nemesis Of ne'er-do-wells... 396 00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:17,082 Darkwing duck! 397 00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:18,457 That's moi. 398 00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:19,749 [boing] 399 00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:21,749 Aaah! 400 00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:23,457 [alarm sounds] 401 00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:25,833 Hide your eyes! 402 00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:36,624 Aah! Aah! Aah! 403 00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:39,707 I haven't seen Fireworks like that 404 00:21:39,708 --> 00:21:41,707 Since the county fair. 405 00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:44,707 Dad! Honker, Give me your flashlight. 406 00:21:44,708 --> 00:21:47,707 Hey! Watch where you shine that. 407 00:21:47,708 --> 00:21:49,624 Hey, I can see? 408 00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:51,999 I can see! 409 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:56,249 Gee, d.W., guess all you Needed was another shock. 410 00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:59,207 Amazing! Fabulous! Not bad at all. 411 00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:02,207 You're a sight for sore eyes. 412 00:22:02,208 --> 00:22:03,750 Ohh, dad. 413 00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:07,625 Uh-oh!